spookyselfiepolice:

are there even people born after 1999

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

lady-eve:

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

batchthecumber:

So my school has this thing where we give offerings to our mascot, Testudo, during finals week because legend has it that he’s pretty lucky.

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And it’s this pretty cool tradition. But now, well, I think it may be getting a little out of hand….

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little hetero things

usbdongle:

color coding your infant children

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

ghostbuggy:

what’s cooler than cool????

absolute zero

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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

funny-pictures-uk:

"You are being shagged by a rare parrot"

mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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