Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.
I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY FEET IN THE SAND BHT IT WAS SUNNY OUT AND IT WAS ON SELFIE AND I DJDNT REALIZE IT AND THIS IS WHAY CAME OUT OH MY FUCK I CANT BREATHE
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
Isn’t nature beautiful
watcha got there
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
im gonna cry
this is literally the funniest thing ive ever posted. theres a human being out there that doesnt know the phrase is “first of all”. they truly believe that you start an argument with “firstable”
this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
In ur tagged/me like
I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.