adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

ilikeyouandvodka:

I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY FEET IN THE SAND BHT IT WAS SUNNY OUT AND IT WAS ON SELFIE AND I DJDNT REALIZE IT AND THIS IS WHAY CAME OUT OH MY FUCK I CANT BREATHE

ilikeyouandvodka:

I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY FEET IN THE SAND BHT IT WAS SUNNY OUT AND IT WAS ON SELFIE AND I DJDNT REALIZE IT AND THIS IS WHAY CAME OUT OH MY FUCK I CANT BREATHE

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

foreveralone-lyguy:


Isn’t nature beautiful

foreveralone-lyguy:

Isn’t nature beautiful

dulect:


watcha got there

dulect:

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watcha got there

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

bolto:

bolto:

im gonna cry 
firstable…

this is literally the funniest thing ive ever posted. theres a human being out there that doesnt know the phrase is “first of all”. they truly believe that you start an argument with “firstable”

bolto:

bolto:

im gonna cry 

firstable…

this is literally the funniest thing ive ever posted. theres a human being out there that doesnt know the phrase is “first of all”. they truly believe that you start an argument with “firstable”

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

drunktrophywife:

In ur tagged/me like

2bad:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

OH MY GOD

nerdymelly:

I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.